Guilty x 34

Last March, former President Donald J. Trump was indicted in a New York city court on thirty-four counts of falsifying business records.

Today, the jury in that trial returned thirty-four guilty verdicts, after deliberating for only two days.

To paraphrase Gary Trudeeau from the May 29, 1973 Doonesbury comic strip:

That's guilty!
Guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty,
guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty,
guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty,
guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty,
guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty,
guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty,
guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty!